you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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