And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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