Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
