I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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