I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
