Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize
