I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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