they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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