"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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