he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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