i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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