is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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