yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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