Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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