I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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