I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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