is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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