And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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