Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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