My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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