you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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