so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
vagina is talking i cant
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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