i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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