im drinking this country out of the recession.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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