By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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