I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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