I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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