i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You dont lie about slip and slides
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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