i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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