Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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