I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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