I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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