If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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