Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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