I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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