I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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