Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
