"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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