Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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