She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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