that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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