so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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