great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
