I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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