school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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