I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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