i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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