Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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