Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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