He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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