Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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