Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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