just come out here and I will go home with you...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
