Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
high people should be assigned attendants
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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