I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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