i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
The cops high fived after they tackled you
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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