Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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