A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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